My Debut Novel THE MAN WHO CHASED JOGGERS …is out now on Amazon Kindle and Kobo.
Here’s the Blurb !
I messed up! But no worries because TV icons Letterman, Lorraine, Paxman and Ellen are all on my side. Those shiny chatty people combined with my controversial concept of Jogger Fancying will win back my precious family from The Blob aka mega-rich bastard Max Cocklash.
Well, that’s my Lycra fetish inspired plan anyway.
I’ve built it … and The Jogger Fanciers, the biggest bunch of misfits who fit each other have come.
I’ve reinvented me, Gerry, the failed stockbroker as STUKA the biggest Jogging guru since Jim Fixx.I adore my wife and children, but through my own megalomania I’ve lost them. My ex is convinced she’s in love with The Blob but I know better because I crave female asses clad in Lycra…oh the sweet order out of chaos they represent.
Jogger Fancying has taken me from poverty to a private jet that cruises to London, New York and an audience of the world’s top movie stars and celebrities in LA.
And then there’s Oprah, my one Scottish temptation. Add NIKE, Adidas, Ralph Lauren, Irish ghostly goings on and Nazis into the mix and you’ve a story that will make you laugh… cry and hopefully jog!
Warning: Strong language, Gratuitous Violence, Vernacular, 70s/80s music and kilts like mini-skirts make fantastic reading.
I’m a different person and I’ve turned my world around.
I’m Gerry Robertson, I’m having a nervous breakdown and you’re all invited. Jog On!
Y’all can Buy it here :
I hope you enjoy …the fruits of my Wilderness Years 🙂
Love and only Love
Marko
Check out the promo video below… nope this novel ain’t sexist despite Melania Trump jogging here in Bikini.
In fact nobody get’s blindfolded n whipped (sorry to disappoint you! )
